Muslims on a Plane!
Starring, of course, Michelle Malkin, as FBI agent Nellie MacFlynn, the tough-talking terrorist hunter who knows a threat when she sees one ...
Featuring the immortal line:
"I want these motherfucking Muslims off this motherfucking plane!!!"
Audience participation encouraged.
Coming soon to airports everywhere.
UPDATE: Via TBogg, right-wing bloggers are promoting exactly this concept. Seems LaShawn Barber wants the Samuel L. Jackson role.