The new blog-inspired hit

Coming soon to theaters of transportation near you, courtesy of the right-wing blogosphere ...

Muslims on a Plane!

Starring, of course, Michelle Malkin, as FBI agent Nellie MacFlynn, the tough-talking terrorist hunter who knows a threat when she sees one ...



Featuring the immortal line:

"I want these motherfucking Muslims off this motherfucking plane!!!"

Audience participation encouraged.

Coming soon to airports everywhere.

UPDATE: Via TBogg, right-wing bloggers are promoting exactly this concept. Seems LaShawn Barber wants the Samuel L. Jackson role.